Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Hilarious Words From My Two Year Old

Over time I have kept track of the funny and silly things my little munchkins say. Today I am going to share a few gems from Philly, my two year old. I swear this kid says the most hilarious things!

"Woof! Woof! I'm a chew-lala!"

"I ate the sun and now I'm 'firsty'."

Me: "Philly, did you know there is a baby in my tummy?"
Philly: "Did you eat it with your belly button?"

Once, he held my foot to his ear and said, "I can hear the ocean!"

After meeting a floppy eared goat at the farm: "I love my Puppy Cow!"

I gave him a blueberry bagel for a snack. He slipped in on his wrist and said, "This is my fancy snack!"

"I want to eat a mouse!"

"I pooped and my finger fell off." --My personal favorite.

Me: "What does a cow say?"
Philly: "Moo!"
Me: "What does a duck say?"
Philly: "Quack!"
Me: "What does a piggy say?"
Philly: "Wee wee wee home!"

Are you smiling yet? I just love my little guy. I'll be sharing some funny quotes from my older munchkins later on.


  1. Haha, way cute! My daughter is also two, and boy oh boy she says some the cutest things. She is constantly making us laugh. What a fun post, thanks for sharing. :)


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